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Joke of the Day
"Why is divorce so expensive? BECAUSE IT'S WORTH IT!!!"
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"How'd you come up with the idea? Inventor of pac man: I took a bunch of pills one night and ate a ghost. I thought ""now here's something"""
"If you're feeling down about yourself, it won't help you to know that Honey Boo Boo makes more money than school teachers."
"When playing The Telephone Game, I like to whisper to the next person, ""I'm going to kill you,"" and then nod and smile encouragingly."
"My girlfriend has herpes Now it's ourpes..."
"I got a new spoiler on my car. Just a long sticker that says ""Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time!"""
"What do you call an organised rebellion with twice as many people as usual? A sedan d'etat."
"It's been confirmed by People Magazine that Bruce Jenner is transitioning into a woman I say good on him, at least he's got the balls to do it."
"Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions? Because proper tea is theft."
"I'm at my most British when she says ""teabag me"" and I drop a sack of Earl Grey in her mouth."