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Joke of the Day

"Why does Tom Cruise like Scientology? It's given him a great cult following"

"This guy went for an interview with Buzzfeed What happened next will shock you"

"Yes officer I know it seems like a lot for personal use."

"So I started up my PC today and all the work on my thesis was gone Who let the .docx out?"

"NBC TV is planning a new series, ""Airline Tragedies"" They are putting together the pilot right now."

"What's the fastest game in the world? Pass the Parcel in a Belfast Pub."

"My grandma accidentally swallowed a fly. Feeding her a spider now..."

"1987 was a great year for the payphone."

"What do you call a tired tumblrina? A nap-kin."

"I'm a completely broke farmer. The other day I tried buying fertilizer on my only credit card and it was declined. I literally can't buy shit."