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Joke of the Day
"A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. Unless it's diabetes medicine."
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"I like to abbrev."
"Men, what's worse than Satan himself? Satan herself"
"I once dated a woman who was half-Chinese, half-Haitian. She did Voodoo acupuncture."
"There should be a morning after pill for Supreme Court decisions."
"Why did the hipster burn himself? Because he played with fire before it was cool."
"A calculus joke... Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin? Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!"
"Black literature Why is there so little Black literature? Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949."
"When is a man up and coming ? when he`s f*cking in an elevator. (ED.S)"
"Your Mom is like Planet 9... very distant from the sun"