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Joke of the Day
"I ran over my wife yesterday I was devastated, but she was crushed"
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"*meteor is about to hit earth* Earth: I have a boyfriend"
"What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him? An airplane"
"The last time Twitter was down I realized it didn't take 6 hours to poop."
"Two elephants jump off a cliff Boom, boom"
"I asked a grape about parenthood But it didn't know much about baby raisin."
"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.* *Only a fraction of you will understand this."
"How bill Gates counts 1 2 3 95 98 XP Vista 7 8 10 I bet he failed math"
"What do you call a hobosexual? A bum fuck."
"... AND IT WORKS!!! I just invented a time travel machine..."