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Joke of the Day
"On a scale from 1-10, how much do I love symmetry? 5"
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"Chernobyl Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan's response to the Chernobyl incident? He thought the Russians were just ""overreacting."""
"There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."
"What do you call a seizure you have while mining? An ore spasm."
"I'm lazy as fuck.. If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die."
"How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good? Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies"
"Several men were arrested when attempting to smuggle food additives into Cuba They were dubbed the Pirates of the Carrageenan."
"*kids running down the stairs* DADDY, DADDY, I HEARD TOYS BUZZING IN YOUR ROOM AND MOMMY SAY, ""SANTA CAME EARLY THIS YEAR."""
"What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink? Grey Moose"
"Would headphones get tangled in space? no, they would knot"