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Joke of the Day

"My dad can beat up your mom. If she's anything like my mom."

"How do you make Halloween great again? By carving a Trumpkin"

"A UDP packet walks into a I would tell you another UDP joke but you might not get it."

"What's your best limerick? There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini"

"I don't see the fun in putting money on the railway track. The bill flew away, so I put a rock on top of it. Now I'm going to Guantanamo."

"How much do pirates pay to get an earring? A Buccaneer."

"Some people are very down to earth... You know, midgets."

"What do you call an old person from Portugal? A portugeeser"

"If the shoe fits, wear it... Unless you found it near a bouncy castle, you creep."

"Oldie but goody... What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"