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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley is such a nice guy He'll let you borrow any of his Disney Pixar DVD collection! Except Up! He's Never Gonna Give You Up"

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Without a penis"

"So he says "" Nice glasses"" and I say "" Thanks! They're for seeing "" *slaps knee*"

"My girlfriend keeps telling me to buy camo because it's really in But I can never find it at the store."

"[NSFW] Useless things Q: What are the most useless items ever invented? A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old."

"How long does it take a Mexican to build a.... And he's done."

"What sex position makes the ugliest kids ? Ask your parents."

"Ironman is my favorite story about how sleep deprivation can make you a sarcastic, neurotic superhero without being a parent."

"What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin? Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins."

"What do you get when you combine a pun and a rhetorical question?"