201312
Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about assuming things... No I have no idea!! Did you assume I did?!"
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"A general calls a colonel: - Do you have a couple of smart majors? - Yes I do. - Send them to me. I need to move my furniture around."
"Things that are dangerous- -riding a motorcycle -sharks -riding sharks"
"Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger."
"What's the easiest way to pay a musician? Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza"
"A math teacher invented something. A math teacher invented the worlds first underwater bulldozer. He called it his 'Sub-tractor.'"
"BREAKING NEWS: Just in from a correspondent in the Middle East. ISIS to buy all Samsung Galaxy Note 7. #note7"
"Can you imagine how hard it must be to intern a suicide bomber? You need three years experience to even apply!"
"I was reading in the paper... And I saw this article about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. I thought to myself, ""How could anyone stoop so low?"""
"I'm really starting to hate these little Russian Dolls... They're so full of themselves."