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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst thing about farming vegetables? The wheelchairs are too expensive."
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"I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways!"
"How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing? Let's just say he felt overall sadness."
"A German got pulled over by the police in France. Police officer: ""Name?"" German: ""Heinrich Klimt"" Police officer: ""Age?"" German: ""31"" Police officer: ""occupation?"" German: ""No, no. Just visiting"""
"What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown? Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet"
"What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A new last name."
"*text message* Cat: Slave, I'm missing a box. I had 2 & now I have 1. I blame the dogs. Find it. Me: but I'm at work. Cat: find it."
"Bruce Jenner's Gender. . . Is turning into a real Brucehaha"
"I'm ambivalent about Mongolian literature. It has its prose and Khans."
"Seal walks into a club Sales have been down recently so he doesn't play larger venues anymore."