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Joke of the Day

"What is the worst thing about farming vegetables? The wheelchairs are too expensive."

"I read that a couple from New Jersey named their baby Adolf Hitler. They should be ashamed, New Jersey is no place to raise a kid."

"Bigamy is having too many wives But so is monogamy."

"Hello? Yes, this is the chair store calling, are you sitting down? No? well"

"Immigrants after Trump's election be like... [removed]"

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? (x-post from /r/adviceanimals) Because if they had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"

"girlfriend asks you to get wine: You're getting laid wife asks you to get wine: You're getting yelled at"

"Bungee Two friends watching Bungee Jumping. 1st friend: Do u wanna try? 2nd friend: No way! I was born bcoz a rubber broke... Don't want to die for the same reason!!!"

"Cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. Sugar 2. Honey 3. Flour 4. Egg 5. 1/2lb butter 6. Stir 7. Pour into pan 8. Preheat to 375"

"how many Frenchmen does it take to properly defend Frances borders? No idea, No ones ever tried."