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Joke of the Day

"I recently found out my blood type is A+ However, in my tests I only get B or less. Doesn't success run in my blood?"

"Man, I hated Alex Haley, the author of Roots... He always had his niggers in a *twist*."

"I have developed a truly marvellous demonstration of Fermat's last theorem ... which this post is too short to contain"

"What did the boots say to the cowboy? You ride -- I'll go on foot."

"So I'm holding the door for this Japanese guy... He looks over to me and says ""Sank you!"" Can't believe he just brought up Pearl Harbor like that."

"Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen? It was tired of being taken for granite."

"Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15? That's when the big hand touches the little hand."

"Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke."

"Have you heard about the new Corduroy pillow cases? They have made all the headlines."

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