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Joke of the Day

"When I die I want to go quietly, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and freaked out, like his passengers were."

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"Saw a sign that said ""Watch for Children"" Standing underneath was a rather suspicious looking man holding a watch."
"What has four legs and a cunt halfway up its back? A police horse"
"Abacus Just received my new Chinese abacus. It's poorly made. I can't count on it"
"If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? **An American.**"
"I asked my friend who is a porn cameraman about his work He said it's a hard job."
"What does The Lion King have a lot of? Simbalism"
"Have you heard the one about the butter? Nah, you'll just spread it around."
"Life sucks when a girlfriend doesn't"
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