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Joke of the Day
"What did the thunder say when it understood the joke? I feel so enlightninged!"
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"You know they say the same thing about Bill Cosby and Mexico? Don't drink the water."
"The barman says ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here"" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"What does your momma and a hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after three periods."
"""You should date black guys""..... How girls tell each other they're fat."
"You call what I just did walking into a wall. I call it looking for walls I can pass through and marking that one off the list."
"Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the ""Like"" button."
"Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus? because he was mortall."
"What do you call a spring break whore... ... a slip inside"
"Will you marry me? Will you marry me = a marriage proposal Will, you, Marry, me = a foursome proposal"