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Joke of the Day
"If you had to describe yourself in one word, what would it be? Bad at following directions."
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"I sure talk a lot of crap for someone who can't spell ""Wednesday"" without having to say ""Wed-nes-day"" in my head."
"If you're drunk, you're 3 sheets to the wind... ...if you're stoned, are you three papers to the wind?"
"""Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop."" ""I'm a cop."" ""So you're a cop AND a gun dealer? Random, but okay let's do this shit"""
"What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting? They admit de feet."
"A priest, a rabbi, and a pastor walked into a bar. And the bartender said, ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""
"What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant? BAO BAO BAO BAO"
"Marmite ... But paw may not."
"What do you say to a man with a broken lizard? Sorry about your reptile dysfunction."
"a 3 year old is a lot like bill cosby When you Wake up from a nap and they're naked, doing a bunch of shit you dont like"