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Joke of the Day
"A mime fell down a well and couldn't call for help. His larynx was crushed during the fall."
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"What did the magician say to the aerial student? I work on a different plane"
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"When God made raccoons he was like do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger. Too slow. You're both now."
"What do you call a drug-addicted duck? A quackhead."
"A man walks into a bar ouch, that hurt!"
"HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft."
"How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know..."
"It's hard to compare Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles They are both just so out of sight"
"If you call a group of lions a pride, and a group of crows a murder; what do you call a group of pedophiles? The British Parliament"