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Joke of the Day

"Why was the candle mad at his friend? He blew him off."

"Kids wont go to sleep so I'm playing hide&seek. And now they'll never find me, because they aren't old enough to drive or get into this bar."

"I've created a new type of bubble but I don't know how to describe it. It's indescribubble."

"Trump protester: it's impossible to round up 11 million people and ship them somewhere. Trump supporter: why are you denying the Holocaust"

"Here's how I gained 27Ibs of muscle in 5 weeks: Lying."

"Why did the cop wake up his son? To stop a kid napping."

"Hey, wanna hear a Jew joke? Israeli funny"

"There should be a millennial edition of Monopoly where you just walk around the board paying rent, never able to buy anything."

"What's the difference between Trump and a bucket of shit I don't have a shit bucket in my garage"

"What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies? WILL.I.WAS"