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Joke of the Day

"How do you find a girl with no legs? Follow the slime trail."

"Thanks for telling me your astrological sign, cause now I know a lot about your personality. Like you are a gullible dummy."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry potter can get out of a chamber"

"What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common? They both came in a little behind."

"I just watched two mice screwing in a lightbulb But for the life of me, I can't figure out how they got in there."

"I swear that I'm not addicted to cocaine... ...I just like the way it smells."

"What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line? Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?"

"A man returns to his chiropractor ""Back again?"""

"Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects? Because she was too ahoof."

"Whoa! I just looked it up and all teachers below 5th grade are actually required by federal law to use Comic Sans."