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Joke of the Day
"Every time I try to pick up chicks a description of my car ends up on the news."
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"[phone w/ son while in bank thats being robbed] in case this goes bad, go to google on the iPad and delete ""can owls fly"" before mom sees it"
"Advises all the young people, ""Do not grow up; it's a trap!!"""
"Dating tip: if you want a girl to hold you tight, start pushing her off a cliff."
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay"
"A man fixes things If a man says he will fix something, he will! There's no need to remind him every six months..."
"When asked about whether or not Arnold Schwarzenegger upgraded to Windows 10... ...He replied ""I still love Vista, baby"""
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support soon, or people are gonna mistake us for nuts."
"What do you call the study of Japanese sound? Yakuztics"
"Tampons What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they're both stuck up cunts."