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Joke of the Day
"Why can't muslims eat pigs? Because the Quran forbids cannibalism"
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"Did you say that you need to go see a psychiatrist? That's crazy!"
"FDR said, ""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."" He should have said, ""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself and polio."""
"No Olympian will ever be better at medaling than the gang on Scooby Doo."
"If I'm reading this correctly the Second Amendment allows me to shoot a bear, tear off his arms and keep them."
"What has a million and one legs but still can't walk? Jerry's kids."
"What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed. Eunuchorn"
"Kim Jong il is dead? I guess that's the end of HIS Korea."
"As a white man, I cannot celebrate Black history month, but I can celebrate Father's Day."
"Ikea said if they catch me stealing any more kitchen utensils I'll be banned for life. But I'm willing to take the whisk."