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Joke of the Day

"I went to the doctor and said, ""My penis is burning."" He said, ""That means someone is talking about it."" - Garry Shandling. RIP."

"Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup? Because just one more and it would be two-farty"

"What do I call my dick? Steve Harvey because it's rising right now"

"What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth? Glad-'e-ate-'er"

"Why did the Giraffe lay down in the tall grass? Because it had Leukemia."

"What do you call the musical Messiah? Gsus"

"In which sport does one white guy push around a bunch of colored guys? All of them!"

"I hit a Milestone today and now my fist really hurts."

"So, a baby seal walks into a club."

"Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years."