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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference betweens jews and Santa-Claus? Santa Claus comes down the chimney"

"Did you guys hear the one where the Imam joins the priest and rabbi walking into the bar? That's because muslims can't drink."

"Undressing with the curtains open is my little way of giving back to the old ladies in our neighborhood watch."

"Me: you can't just be pretty. You have to be smart too! 8: But mom, you're pretty. Me: Awe thank......wait what?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ? Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?"

"My psychiatrist said my exhibitionist disorder was incurable. I'll show her."

"The most important thing about telling a joke is timing"

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? Don't worry, he worked it out with a pencil."

"My friend Matt really likes bullfighting. Specifically, Mattadores bullfighting"

"My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front. Credit Evan Sayet."