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Joke of the Day

"Your momma is so ugly.... Bill Cosby gave her coffee."

"Girls, get your abortions NOW in case the Republicans win"

"News Anchor: Our correspondent at the scene had this to say. *cut to correspondent* Correspondent: This."

"What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common? They're both battered."

"If you are looking for a bad girl, I have been known to shop at the art supply store on days they aren't having a sale..."

"I ALSO wrote a poem! ''I do drugs, you do drugs, we do drugs, they do drugs'' Now, I know it's not the best, but it's pretty dope."

"So I fucked this bitch last night, but she was really clingy. I asked a friend for his insight, he said ""Yeah man, golden retrievers can be like that sometimes."""

"What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention? A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)"

"The fact that there is only a stairway to heaven... But a highway to hell says alot about anticipated traffic numbers"

"Monopoly I never thought that monopoly is such a realistic game until I saw Greece selling it's airport"