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Joke of the Day

"Your momma is so ugly.... Bill Cosby gave her coffee."

"I saw a gay midget the other day I thought wow that's a little queer"

"As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices - take it or leave it."

"How do you hear a hormone? Pay $100 for 30 minutes"

"Someone should have warned me, that when you have kids, they talk to you, like, ALL. THE. TIME."

"Why does a chicken coup only have two doors? If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan."

"Kinda cool how they based an entire country off of Mexican food."

"Why was the astronaut so sore? He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid."

"Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia? Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)"

"Shout out to that old cop in movies, talkin' 'bout how soon he's gonna retire & go sailing with his wife. Dude is about to get BLOWED UP!"