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Joke of the Day
"How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb? Two, but they have to be very small."
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"What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died? Napoleon Blownaparte"
"The population of Hidden Valley must be nothing but chubby sorority girls on their periods."
"How can you make a small fortune? start with a big one"
"I would give anything to get my ex-wife back . But shes already got the house, the car and the kids"
"Her: I like the man-horsey in this film. He's hot. Me: Centaur. H: What? M: Centaur H: Is that his name? M: I want a divorce."
"You know what's nuts? My balls!"
"Jared Bogle Always trying to get into smaller pants"
"What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom? Tukaluk"
"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? Because they pushed two twins together to make a king."