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Joke of the Day
"What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween? A Ghost Pepper."
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"Fuck these annoying yellow bastards.. No I'm not talking about the Chinese, I'm talking about the minions."
"I'm Skyping your mom right now I've got both monitors up so she can fit."
"Parents always loved asking this joke. If a day old ant, takes a week to learn how to walk in a month's time, how many lemons are in a bag of pumpkins? A banana of this colour."
"I don't think Nyquil knows what cherries taste like!"
"What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub? .....Add your laundry."
"What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward? [OC] A receeding Herr line."
"I have an eating disorder; I'm about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets."
"Ke$ha is what all drunk white girls look like to drunk black dudes."
"Why do hunters make better lovers? - They penetrate deep into the bush... - They shoot at least twice... - They eat what they shoot..."