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Joke of the Day
"What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween? A Ghost Pepper."
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"Ignorance is only bliss until you wish you knew the answer"
"Johnny Depp always looks like he is just as confused by his ""accent"""
"Why didn't the racist eat the middle of his sunny-side up egg? Because he only likes whites."
"If I die in a fire, I want my last words on my grave... ... ""I won't die, I'm 70% water!"""
"What do you call Wolverine post-op? An x-man."
"Why did the antelope go to her sisters house? She wanted to see her nephewlope"
"What's your favorite stereotype? Mine is Panasonic"
"Bernie has a fucked up Campaign Slogan. As a Jew, why the fuck would his campaign slogan be ""Feel the Bern""? Love the guy, best canidate, a bit flawed and optimistic. Don't kill me bernie bros."
"I thought a vasectomy would prevent me from having babies. But all it does is change the color of my babies."