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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things Facebook changes, the courage to change the settings I can, and the wisdom to know it won't make a difference."

"Rant ""What do we want!?"" ""No daylight savings!"" ""When do we want it!?"" ""An hour ago!!!"""

"I knew this guy who was so dumb... he saw a road sign that said, ""Disney Land Left"", so he turned around and went home."

"I went into the changing room in a clothing store several times... But it stayed the same."

"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say ""hello"" from the other side."

"[after my murder] COP: Can u think why anyone would want to kill him? WIFE: Christ yes *starts Power Point presentation* Make yourself comfy"

"if a wheelchair athlete used WD40, would it be considered a performance enhancing substance"

"How do you find Will Smith in the winter time? follow the Fresh Prints!"

"People call me Mr Compromise. Wasn't my first choice for a nickname, but I can live with it."