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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"

"My 4 year old loves wrestling with the family. He's Hulk Hogan, I'm The Rock and our 1 year old is the folding chair."

"For girls who said all guys are assholes Who told you do try them all?"

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and he says to the bartender... ""Give me a beer and give me a mop!"""

"Jesus was talking to a crowd... Jesus was talking to a crowd, explaining he was the son of God. Everyone in the crowd said ""Nah, No way!"" Jesus stood up and said ""Yahweh!"""

"I use to have a quantum-sized girlfriend, but she was too quarky for me."

"What's the difference between acetone and Hitler? One is used to remove the polish, and the other is used to remove the Polish."

"I was listening to the comedy station today and Bill Cosby came on. I fell asleep shortly thereafter."

"What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?"

"How to get a girl to like you: 1. Become a lion tamer 2. Release a lion on her 3. Tame it right before it kills her 4. Take her to Chili's?"