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Joke of the Day

"I was listening to the comedy station today and Bill Cosby came on. I fell asleep shortly thereafter."

"Why did Hitler really commit suicide? He got his gas bill."

"How do you start a black parade? Roll a 40 down the street."

"Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse? The living room."

"Professor, please tell us about discrete physical values in quantum mechanics. Sure, one moment."

"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Pulls her pants up and goes home."

"How do you get out of an elephant? Q: How do you get out of an elephant? A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)"

"Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie? The Cinemon."

"Hope having cream on my hands and not being able to turn a doorknob is as close to being in jail as I get."

"What are 3 things a black man can't get? A fat lip, a black eye, and a job."