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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a shit when my computer crashes."
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"Girl: So, your dating profile says you enjoy long walks by the sea & making ur own wine? Jesus: ON Girl: What? Jesus: Long walks ON the sea"
"What does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"What sound does a black widow make? My husband be dead"
"9 out of 10 people said when polled, that they enjoy gang rape."
"How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!"
"Instead of Kanye learning anybody else's name, I bet he calls everyone Not Kanye."
"What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin? Cracktose Intolerant"
"My ransom was dropped from $30,000 to fifty bucks when my parents told my kidnappers it'd take 2 days to come up with the money."
"It's a good thing I keep condoms in my backpack because midterms have been fucking me all week"