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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cunt squared? A box."
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"Live this day as if it is your last. And if it turns out it isn't, make a great many apologies tomorrow."
"Why did the Blonde go to a Phone Repairman to get her anus bleached? Because she needed help changing her ring tone."
"How do you starve a black person? Hide their welfare check under their work boots."
"Happy New Year! Welcome to 20!"
"I swear, the next person who pisses me off will find out very quickly that my threats are empty."
"Campus bookstore robbed The Campus bookstore was just robbed of $25000. The criminal was seen taking a sweatshirt and 4 textbooks"
"A man walks into a bar He says ""Ow!"""
"A Photon Checks into a hotel... The bellhop ask, ""can I help you with your luggage?"" It replies, ""I don't have any, I'm traveling light."""
"If a cannibal kills me he better have the right kind of Zip-loc bags! If I get tossed out because of freezer burn I'm going to be pissed!"