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Joke of the Day
"A man was found dead with his penis in a jar of crunchy peanut butter He was fucking nuts"
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"ENTER PASSWORD. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. RESET PASSWORD. NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD. sets fire to computer"
"I once found this body down by the train tracks (It was an alive body) (It was the conductor)"
"What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song? ""Don't you want some bunny to love"""
"How do you know when your dad just got a blowjob? You can taste it in your sister's mouth....."
"This clown thing has gone too far I mean, he could very well became our commander in chief in a month or so."
"A turd walks into the doctors office... and says, ""I feel like shit."""
"How do you die by heroin? When you are the villain"
"""What did Fifty Cent say to his Grandmother when she made him a sweater?"" ""GEE, YOU KNIT!?!?"""
"Is the Paleo diet the one where you only eat dinosaurs?"