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Joke of the Day

"[Bad joke] The other day my sister asked me what the difference between cellular division and a sock is To which I replied 'Nothing, they both involve mitosis'"

"Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now."

"Did you hear the rumor that Sodium was dating Chloride? Na, I would take that for a grain of salt."

"Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out? Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life."

"/r/im14andthisisdeep? ...I'm 12 and that's what she said"

"Maybe It's You The debut album from the literal chorus of Taylor Swift exes. Available for download from iTunes soon."

"Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much? Because, it's acidic juice."

"I just saw Toy Story in 3D... The guy in 4D asked me to take off my hat."

"Shout out to people who rate & review things cuz I don't like to rate or review things but I like to know how things are rated & reviewed"

"Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood."