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Joke of the Day

"Is BB hungry? No, BB-8."

"What is a orphans biggest dilemma when it comes to cooking? Making a homemade meal."

"What do black people get after death? Nigger mortis"

"I asked a New Zealander how many sexual partners he'd had He started counting but then fell asleep."

"What is Spock's Birth Control method Vulcanized Rubber"

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean? I haven't had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Why do people buy fruit already cut up? There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting."

"Spent an extra 7 bucks on gas trying to get it to stop at an even amount"

"What should you do if there is a blackout at night? Call the police, they'll come and shoot it."

"The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given."