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Joke of the Day
"How did the chewing gum cross the road? By sticking to the chicken's foot."
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"I'm at that age where all of my sentences start like this one."
"My favorite workout is a mix between a lunge and a crunch, I call it lunch."
"Why is the grass in Anfield Stadium so green? They are constantly putting millions of pounds of crap on it."
"$1 joke from homeless man on Santa Monica pier- ""What did 1 butt cheek say to the other butt cheek"" "" Together We can stop this shit"""
"What type of Bees provide millk? Boobees (boobies)"
"I use to have crabs... Until the bigger bugs ate them."
"Contrary to popular belief, the most common use for electrical tape is to cover up goth nipples."
"What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a bald eagle A life time ban from the zoo and a felony...apparently"
"Most of my one night stands happened because they knew they would get a fabulous breakfast the next morning."