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Joke of the Day
"What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common? They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack"
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"Two condoms walk into a gay bar.. One turns to the other and says; ""Let's get shitfaced!"""
"The Santa Clause (1994) A man gains a ton of weight after murdering a stranger on his roof"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. It doesn't matter since they will just be the room for being black."
"I wrote a song for a Tortilla. Well, it's more of a Wrap."
"5-year-old: I'll stop asking you to take our family to Disneyland Me: You finally understand we can't afford it 5: You should just send me"
"@GaryDelaney: If you watch Benjamin Button backwards you won't be able to see anything as you'll be facing away from the television. -Gary Delaney"
"If the camera really does add 10 pounds Do Ethiopian kids even exist?"
"They should make halloween albums like they do for Christmas. I'd love to hear a Michael Buble version of Monster Mash."
"Granny always said, 'If in doubt, check it out.' My addition: 'If the answer gets your goat, punch 'em in the throat.'"