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Joke of the Day
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip"
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"My company has a nicotine like addiction to conference calls."
"Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. This just shows how big the Asian population is getting."
"What do you call a promiscuous hippy? Whore-ganic"
"Did you hear about the family with hereditary diarrhea? They said it runs in their jeans"
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his food before it was cool."
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles..."
"People used to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be an actor"" Now I'm the only one laughing"
"What do people say when Batman skips Church? Christian Bale"
"Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint."