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Joke of the Day

"George Clooney looks that way because when he was a kid he kept making handsome faces and it stuck that way. No, don't stare."

"What do you call a hooker who works for spaghetti? A pastatute!"

"Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !"

"Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist? Trigger discipline"

"Are you in search of a P-Pun? Urine in luck!"

"According to this BMI chart I am too short."

"My girlfriend is adorable, smart, sexy, and looking over my shoulder as I type."

"why did abe lincoln get released from prison? because he's in a cent"

"Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy."

"Reverse psychology is like regular psychology except the woman is facing the other way."