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Joke of the Day

"George Clooney looks that way because when he was a kid he kept making handsome faces and it stuck that way. No, don't stare."

"I make weak food puns They're never stroganoff."

"You don't have to be good at anagrams to see that Pope Benedict is an Epic Bent Pedo."

"I learned about genetic mutation in biology today. It was my first class."

"If your conservative parents piss you off over the holidays, come out to them. You don't even have to be gay, it's just a fun thing to do."

"What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection? Quarter-pounder with cheese"

"I like my jokes like I like my coffee. The same stuff seven times a day."

"U ever squeeze out a turd so big that it feels like u traveled through time once it's out? anyway forgive me father for i have sinned"

"I was eating at a nice dinner last night and realized that we spend a lot of money on something that is just going to turn to shit. But enough about my romantic relationships."

"What do you call an Eskimo optometrist? ...An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised."