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Joke of the Day
"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."
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"Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger."
"How many more spills do you think parents in paper towel commercials can take before they just push one of those kids down the stairs?"
"Why aren't there any Jewish Jedis? Because they lose their Force skins :D"
"People who genetically engineer food, why don't you make celery that tastes like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups? I bet that would shut people up"
"Recently had a cat-scan. They didn't find any cats."
"If you catch a Gecko by it's tail... If you catch a Gecko by it's tail, it will detach itself from it and grow a new one. A lot like Hillary's political policies."
"I asked my friend, ""If you could have any superpower in the world, what would it be?"" He said, ""Cold War Russia."""
"What do you call a musician's erection? A tromboner."
"I'm finishing off this bottle of wine because you never know when an asteroid is gonna hit and I'd hate to waste the $6.49 I spent on it."