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Joke of the Day

"It's so cool how math isn't real now that I'm a grown up."

"I tried to be gay once.. But I couldn't fit in."

"Went to the doctor I told him everytime I have sex I cry. He explained it's from the mace."

"What did the letter O say to the letter Q? ""Hey, your dick is hanging out"""

"I went to the National Air and Space Museum in DC... There was a lot more stuff in there than I'd expected"

"casually discarding styrofoam container filled with buffalo wing remnants into the passing stroller of a baby"

"LPT: If you ever find yourself lost in the wild... ...simply misspell the SOS signal and some arsehole will show up within minutes to correct you."

"Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip? Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer."

"And on the 8th day, God created atheists and said, ""Oh man, you're not gonna believe this."""

"I was the top student at Ninja school, but I failed because they kept marking me absent."