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Joke of the Day

"Gay marriage is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going, America."

"Grilled cheeses are the sweatpants of sandwiches."

"Every motorcycle cop is a liquid terminator until proven otherwise."

"Captain Hook hated Paper Scissors Rock since he could only play Question Mark, which had no value in the game."

"I could have sworn I saw fig flavored altoids the other day.. must have been a figment of my imagination."

"Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison? He ran out of little boys"

"I raised an eyebrow once. He's an adult now, and he never calls or visits."

"What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable? Neigh-bours."

"Nothing's says I'm guilty of every crime imaginable quite like using your blinker to pull into your driveway..."

"I always get homophone and homophobe mixed up. I just know that one of them secretly likes caulk."