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Joke of the Day
"I always get homophone and homophobe mixed up. I just know that one of them secretly likes caulk."
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"My city was so poor growing up that Planned Parenthood was just a bicycle without a seat."
"Thank god we don't have thought bubbles above our heads. I'd be in trouble 99% of the time."
"LIAM NEESON: I have a peculiar set of skills. ME: I think the line is 'particular'. LIAM NEESON: Nope! *He rollerblades away juggling dogs*"
"Me: "" Doctor can you die from Constipation"" ? I'm a bit worried how full of Shit some people are !"""
"Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! -Amish drive by"
"What did Santa say at the brothel? Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!"
"The creator of predictive text died today His funfair is next monkey"
"Just got fired from my job at the chip shop for sticking my dick in the potato peeler And she got fired too!"
"Why did the chicken double-cross the road? To change sides."