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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the red mushy stuff between the elephant's toes? Slow moving natives. Source: one of the all time great TV shows"

"What happens when you cross the band ""The Knack"" and a bottle of Corona? A song called ""My Corona"""

"What was the allergic 2""X4""'s terrifying hallucination? He sawdust."

"A weasel walks into a bar And asks for a beer. The bartender says ""we can't serve alcohol to you."" ""I'll just take a pop"" goes the weasel."

"Did you hear the joke about the pedophile with a Mexican fetish? He only wanted a little Juan."

"It's so annoying when you're trying to poison someone but they're just not thirsty :("

"My career as a karate instructor was tragically curtailed when parents found out I was wholly unqualified & just enjoyed kicking children."

"What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry? A rushin' russian."

"I filmed myself having sex in 4K I can't wait to upload all 2 megabytes of footage!"

"I thought I found a mass grave of snowmen. Until I realised it was a field of carrots."