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Joke of the Day
"I'm not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good."
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"Don't let... ...an extra chromosome get you down."
"Following my vasectomy my urologist told me to return with a sample after I had ejaculated 40 times Ok Doc. See you tomorrow morning!"
"My dad fought in the war and survived mustard gas and pepper spray. He is now classed as a seasoned veteran."
"Don't buy whitening toothpaste It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days. 15 days have come and gone... and I am still asian."
"My son is at that tender age where he believes me when I say that the dog ate the rest of the cookies out of the pantry."
"What's the best part about living in Switzerland? Beats me, but the flag's a big plus."
"I sometimes hump random trees in hopes one will ejaculate Keebler cookies."
"Why is Santa so Jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."
"The Middle Ages Queen: Babe come to bed its late. King: Not until I can come up with a cool name for my soldiers! Queen: k night. King: holy shit you're a genius!"