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Joke of the Day
"Feminazis love Game of Thrones........ Cause all men must die"
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"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year"
"What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink? A double Manhattan on the rocks."
"*whispering to my newborn son* weed is tight. im siked for u to try it son. im so excited for you. i love you"
"Why did the black guy cross the road? He wanted some chicken!"
"What kind of joke is the best joke? The one shoved up your ass. (As told by my adorable and naughty 7 year old)."
"What do people and jellybean have in common? No one likes the black ones"
"I hope my neighbors follow me on Twitter cause their car's lights are on."
"TV is the best girlfriend Because, no matter what happens, I can always turn it on."
"If Jack helped you off the horse... ... would you help Jack off the horse? I tried."