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Joke of the Day
"Feminazis love Game of Thrones........ Cause all men must die"
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"What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic? A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. ~ Infinite Jest, by DFW"
"Just converted my savings to pesos and HOLY SHIT am I rich!!!!!!!!"
"Growing up means you start to find it creepy that your dad's pet name for your mom is ""Squirty"""
"Just landed my dream job of ""before"" picture"
"I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred? . . . . . The top ans was . . . . . GET the hell outta of my bathroom!"
"Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down? Because he couldn't race anymore!"
"I heard Mexicans are pretty good at boxing Strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, tomatoes."
"Don't open a store on Mt. Everest You'd be surprised how quickly things go downhill from there..."
"knock knock ...... come in..."