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Joke of the Day

"Little Johnny complains to mom at home, ""Mom, our teacher really doesn't know anything. He keeps asking us!"""

"Mexican word of the day ""Budweiser"" That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?"

"What did the jungle cat say to the comedian in a packed laugh house? ""Stop making me laugh, you are going to make me puma pants""."

"What does an identity thief look like? A mirror."

"When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts? During Black Friday."

"How many groping victims does it take to stop Trump from being president? We're about to find out.."

"I never wanted to believe that my father was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"Why is gay marriage an issue? Because people are fucking assholes."

"Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans."

"What book is better when you read it drunk? Tequila Mockingbird."