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Joke of the Day
"A fax machine is just a surprise printer."
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"Have you heard the rumor about butter? Nevermind... I wouldn't want to spread it"
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"I saw Jesus on the bus today. He was the Juan in front of me."
"To the jogger clinging to the hood of my car: That's why you run WITH the flow of traffic"
"What do you call a superfluous elephant? Irelephant"
"Some one destroyed the punchline to my Beastie Boys joke earlier.. I'm tellin' y'all, it was a sabotage"