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Joke of the Day
"What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !"
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"girlfriend: we need to talk me: ok what's up girlfriend: I'm pregnant me: OH AND I SUPPOSE THAT'S MY FAULT TOO"
"If fake tans make you look more attractive then logically so will rolling your naked body in Cheetos dust."
"wife: [walks in door] so whats the big news? -the baby walked! wife: OMG where is he? -i sent him to the store for an ice cream cake"
"""Don't dip your pen in company ink."" - HR training seminar explaining why I shouldn't sleep with the receptionist...I think."
"Where does bitter wine come from? From the grapes of wrath."
"I was doing my online shopping the other day and bought one hundred bottles of tipex. I made a really big mistake!"
"""Objection your honor, the defense is badg-"" BADGERING THE WITNESS! JINX! You can't talk. *Judge gives a respectful nod* ""Case dismissed."""
"I bought a muzzle for my pet duck.... Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill."
"What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer"