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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the awesome new Corey Hart cover of Sunglasses at Night? By Stevie Wonder."

"How do Africans carry Ebola? In large baskets balanced on top of their heads."

"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaant, dead ant"

"Birthdays can be really nice But I heard too many of them can kill you"

"When I die I want to be cremated and blown in the faces of my enemies"

"How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert? You get this: ===D==8="

"Did you hear about the new show, Scrabble on Broadway? It's a play on words."

"What's the highest rated hotel in the world? Aushwitz, 6 million stars."

"Why is the story of Jesus the longest porn in history? Because 2000 years after he rose again, everyone is still waiting for the second coming."

"You know, I'm really glad Ben Carson didn't end up being Secretary of Education. I really didn't want our kids learning that the food pyramid was built to store grain."