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Joke of the Day

"What's the highest rated hotel in the world? Aushwitz, 6 million stars."

"I think my entire family is racist. I was dating an Asian woman and eventually brought her to my home to meet my family My wife and kids didn't even want to talk to me."

"Why do Scots wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"Be careful people,there are a lot of scams on the internet For 19.99 I can show you how to avoid them"

"Have you been to Iran? I don't think you should go, I don't think they like joggers."

"If you were a stand-up comic, and you're doing a show for a family at a funeral. What would you're opening line be? Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!"

"A wise man once said... ""If you make a woman laugh, you've half-undressed her."" However, if you half-undress and she laughs, that's a different thing altogether."

"Miley Cyrus's fiance wants to break up with her. When asked why, he said that it's not twerking."

"The junkie tried but couldn't quit All of his efforts were in vein"

"What is the area at the Danish/German border called? The DaneGer zone! I'll show myself out."