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Joke of the Day

"Fun bible fact: No records exist of Jesus' life from age 12 to 30 because he was backpacking across Europe with his pet Pterodactyl"

"The irony of social media is that the majority of users are all alone."

"I JUST DRUNK 37 MONSTER ENERGYS AND NOW I CAN SMELL ABSTRACT LEGISLATIVE EUPHEMISMS"

"I just got a job cleaning air ducts and I don't like it very much, but at least I have a job. Thanks for letting me vent."

"Once, just once in my life, I'd love a guy to grab me, pull me in close and whisper I'm hunting wabbits."

"Just go ahead and arrest the psychopaths who still have egg avatars."

"What do you call a hooker who works for spaghetti? A pastatute!"

"Michael Phelps can't play any MMORPG anymore He always gets banned as a gold farmer."

"I'm no different than any other bachelor. I put my pants on one leg at a time and clean the house once every new girlfriend."

"I keep having this reoccurring dream Every night I dream I'm constantly changing between being a teepee and a wigwam. I went to the doctor and he told me ""Calm down kid, you're two tents.""."