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Joke of the Day

"Your only chance of getting laid... is to crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."

"I saw a prostitute running a marathon today she was full of spunk"

"Based on pick up truck commercials, I really should be getting into the crumbled rock industry."

"anything is possible with the right attitude and a sledgehammer"

"I recently received my PhD in palindromes. I now go by Dr. Awkward"

"It seems highly unlikely that the Romans would have built a new cross for every execution, which means... Jesus was a repost."

"murderers are my pet peeve. im a real chill dude until i get murdered, then you better be prepared to have some sarcasm thrown your way"

"How to be a Canadian: 1) Love hockey 2) Use good manners 3) Drink Tim Hortons 4) Live in a igloo 5) Hunt moose with stick"

"What would you do if you were a ghost?"

"The problem with Chris Brown jokes is . . . He always beats you to the punch."