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Joke of the Day
"Your only chance of getting laid... is to crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."
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"Doctor: Any cancer in the family? Me: My mom is a Sagittarius, but I'll have to check on everyone else. Doc: ..."
"How does a Syrian family have a meal? The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards."
"What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic!"
"Mona Lisa 1o acto:Una mona aplastada. 2o acto: La misma mona aplastada. 3o acto: La misma mona aplastada. Como se llama la obra? ""La Mona Lisa."""
"What did the carpet say to the floor? Don't move -- I've got you covered."
"What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !"
"What do you do if someone's choking? Pull back a few inches"
"Meeting new people and trying my best to act all sunglasses emoji."
"I'm one of those people that no one warned you about."