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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the lazy perfume-maker? He made no scents."
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"Me: NO! Him: What? I haven't even said anything Me: Oh, you looked like you were about to"
"Why doesn't the queen's farts smell? Because it's a noble gas."
"A priest and a rabbi walk into a horse show in Amsterdam... What is this world coming to?"
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" usually mean the same thing ...except at a funeral"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool"
"I swear that apple puts something in new iPhones that attracts them to concrete."
"How to decide whether to get A Black PS4 or a White PS4! Well it's really quite simple! It's what you prefer! The Black PS4s run faster however the White PS4s have a better future!"
"I was practicing moves on a stripper pole, when all of a sudden I heard a loud ringing. Then 3 firemen fell from the sky and crushed me."
"I'm not an alcoholic, an alcoholic NEEDS a drink... I already have one"