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Joke of the Day
"My Asian friend bought a dog today! Guess how much they got it for? $5.50 per pound."
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"After a failed college project to fight hunger, Clark decided to focus on fighting crime and thereby dropping a p from Supperman."
"Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!"
"How do I stay in shape? I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it"
"I cut myself shaving today... because who has time to do both?"
"So I just found out my grandpa was in the Holocaust. He worked up in one of the guard towers"
"The shame about ancient Grecian art... The shame about ancient Grecian art is that there are amazing marble sculptures and structures which too often get taken for granite."
"30% of Republican primary voters nationally say they support bombing Agrabah. Agrabah is the country from Aladdin. #NotTheOnion"
"I had a dream that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting and Tom Ripley Thanks to months of therapy, I'm finally battling my Damons."
"[commercial] ""I'm tired of fruits that taste good."" Narrator: GRAPEFRUIT"